Friday, March 18, 2011

Things That Make Me go, "WTF?"

The world is a strange place. These are some of the following things that made me think, “WTF?”





This dude startled me. I was walking around the kitchen and at first thought, “Burglar on the roof!” Then I realized he was just messing with his satellite dish.







The balloon looked as though it was hovering on its own and I thought, “GHOST!” Then I realized it was just over the vent. I really shouldn’t watch all those ghost shows.







What is this THING on John Corbett’s head? He guest starred on the show Parenthood and when he walked on screen with that thing I burst out laughing. Some people are NOT hat people.







For some reason US Weekly likes to have entire articles about the girls from Teen Mom. This interview was with Corey and Leah and this bit made me go, “WTF?” I get that families are different but it’s strange to me to hear the phrase man of the house in the year 2011. If Tom ever said that he had rules, there would be issues.







Ha! Suri Cruise was spotted with penis gummies. I’m amused. I remember I had penis macaroni at one point...







What is the turtle doing to poor Snow White?!

61 comments:

Secret Mom Thoughts said...

We had penis gummies and a penis cake at my bachelorette party. Fun times.

Please rescue Snow White. LOL.

Diane said...

I'm with you! WTF?

laughingmom said...

Turtle is demonstrating the proper use for a gummi penis. Wasn't Gummi one of the seven dwarfs?

Mrs. Werginz said...

Hilarious! I am more wondering why that man has 2 satellite dishes?!

RottenMom said...

WTF on every single one of them!

I am the man of my house.

Diandra said...

Haha. The BF is the "man of the house", definitely - which means he has to take the trash out. ^^

Jessica at Me Sew Crazy said...

lol - penis gummies, on the heels of pacifiers...ouch

Samantha Sotto-Yambao said...

Satellite man was spying on the ghost balloon that was thinking about getting the same cap as John Corbett who wore the cap to keep his brain from leaking out of his ears after watching a Teen Mom episode featuring the use of gummy penises by turtles in heat. ;-)

Hannah Kincade said...

I'm pretty sure Katie Holmes is looking at the guy and thinking, mmmm, penis gummies.

cfoxes33 said...

Just wait until my 14 y.o. sees the Penis Gummies. That makes me say....O.M.G.!!!!

The Coach's Wife said...

Whoa, that turtle is out of bounds... Snow White is royalty after all!!! I am a new follower and your blog is hilarious! So glad I found it!

Miss Rosie said...

Penis Gummies? I wonder if I can buy some at Toys R US? FOR REAL!!! Who gives that kind of crap to their kids???

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

WTF is so right! Especially because that's the ONLY thing I could think to say about Suri's penis gummies! Wow! I just about fell out of my chair laughing at that one.

Lady Estrogen said...

HAHA.. poor Snow White - hasn't she had enough from all those dwarfs?

Does Scientology agree with those Gummie Penises? Hummm

Mama's Thyme said...

Whoa, turtle - get a room! And Snow White you are NOT anymore. More like Dirty Snow (which could actually double as your stage name if you decide to go the stripper route)

Megan said...

Who gives their kids Penis Gummies to eat?!?!?!? That is just wrong. Gah.

Poor Snow White.

alessandra said...

OMG! Hahaha!

Wombat Central said...

Mr. Turtle looks to be explaining one of his "rules."

Please, someone send the fashion police to bitch slap John Corbett for that infraction. Make it stop.

huginnmuninnandme.com said...

All I have for you here are giggles. . .

SLM said...

Omg...I had a ghost/balloon experience when I was like 8 years old and ever since balloons give me the chills. But I have also been known to watch marathons of ghost shows. Lol

heavenisabookstore said...

Haha thanks for the laugh today. I needed that.

Lala said...

Lmao!! You are a hoot!!! I agree.

randine said...

OMG, penis gummies? For reals? I feel so Canadian right now. We don't have penis gummies here, at least not that I've ever seen.
And I'm not sure how to feel about them, I kind of like them, but I kind of hate them. And why would you give them to your kids??

Cathy K said...

Oh my! I recommend a minute or two of meditation or maybe a high dose B vitamin to combat this sudden increase in WTF activity!

Jessica B said...

Penis gummies?? Who knew they even existed?

The real question is, are there also vagina gummies?

Mighty M said...

WTF is right! Especially about the question in US Weekly. Even is a man THINKS he is in charge we all know the truth...and he should know better than to every say that out loud. I mean, c'mon! :)

Venassa said...

Haha Suri is always causing a stir.. with her high heels and her penis gummies.

Julianna said...

Maybe the man with the two sattilite dishes is having "dish envy"... maybe he needs to get himself some penis gummies or macarroni.... wait, I think I may have a penis cake pan somewhere from my single days... we can use black sprinkles...

What?

TMI?

OH.

WTF?

Peppermint Patty said...

I have totally missed reading your blog and seeing your kids' pictures...especially Natalie. ;)

I'm back!

Broot said...

Definitely WTF at the penis gummies. Here in NZ there was public outcry when a kid was given a mixed bag of lollies that contained a penis gummy. http://www.3news.co.nz/Jelly-genitalia-causes-stir/tabid/423/articleID/197923/Default.aspx See?

Heather said...

LMAO- I remember when my older son found the penis straws I had hidden for my sister's upcoming bachelorette party- that was interesting to try to explain.

Gigi said...

That guy just needs to ask my guys exactly what being the "man of the house" entails.....according to them it's a thankless job since they get all the crap jobs around here.

stephanie said...

Suri Cruises's penis gummies made me giggle. As did poor Snow White.

Sorta Southern Single Mom said...

Penis Gummies??? I shouldn't really be surprised... I guess I'd just not thought of it before... hmmm, what shape gummies do I want this time? bears? worms? I know! pensis! (how do you pluralize that word anyway?) Yeah, see, it just doesn't come to mind.

Sarahf said...

WTF indeed. Did you at least rescue Snow White and get her counselling?

Janet said...

I have rules too. One of them is that children don't get to eat penis gummies.

Jen said...

WTF is totally right.

Sandra's Fiberworks said...

LOVE the yellow face balloon...locked up with kids can make you really think you ARE seeing ghosts...

Tracey - Just Another Mommy Blog said...

Penis gummies sounds disappointing. So soft and squishy...

Also? The pic of John Corbett was very much appreciated by my drunk ass. I love you. Hav eI said that recently? MUWAHHHH!!! Where do you live again? Want ot come over and drink this bottle wif me?

AMY said...

Hahaha.....wtf!
I can't believe they let Suri have those, and in public.

Chantelle said...

I think snow white and the turtle are going to need to have 'the talk' after they are done. Snow white may be on roofies....I'm not sure she knows what's going on. You may have to call the cops on Turtle. Yikes.

shortmama said...

Suri with the penis gummies is hilarious!!! And a bit disturbing

Corinne said...

Penis gummies...LOL! She was probably just holding them for her mom.

Joanna Jenkins said...

Penis Gummies!?!?! Who makes that stuff. Ha!

Have a great weekend, jj

Formerly known as Frau said...

I bought my friend penis pasta but gummies hello who doesn't love a good gummie! Love the WTF so awesome!

ihaveabackbone said...

That balloon would creep me out too - and if it talked to me - which it just might if I stared at it long enough - I would pop it's yellow face.

Shrinky said...

I'm not at all surprised about Snow White, did you know she once lived with SEVEN guys?

Alethea said...

Snow White is trying new things... Prince Charming, Seven Dwarves, they're old news.

And penis gummies?! Where do you get those?!

Spot said...

Why do you have angry balloons at your house?

♥Spot

labbie1 said...

Seriously? Suri with a pacifier and then with penis gummies???? Hmmm...

K said...

Maybe Snow White likes it?

And Man of the House would definitely earn my husband some time on the couch.

Katie Gates said...

Looks like Snow White ate too many penis gummies. Maybe she needs a man to impose some rules on her... NOT! Thanks for stopping by my SITS day last week. I'm still catching up from that!!!

Ca88andra said...

Penis gummies??? wtf???

Tiffany said...

Your post is freakin' me out!

tori.nelson said...

Hahah! Penis Gummies are said to have 3 servings of fruit within each penis-shaped snack. Poor, girl!

Stopping by from SITS,
Tori

Kristy said...

Just today, I said, WTF?! When my mother's neighbor took out a REALLY loud leaf blower and started blowing out the inside of his luggage from his garage. This was occurring right outside of the window of the bedroom my son was trying to nap in. WTF?!

Midnight Cowgirl said...

Love the balloon :)

ISRAEL CARRASCO said...

Snow White just delivered her baby and it came out very,very slowly.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Freud would have unflattering insight into Suri Cruise's penis gummy and pacifier fetishes.

Thanks for visiting my hometown.
Have a good week.
xoRobyn

Myya said...

The balloon would have freaked me out a little too. I am so easily spooked, I'm such a baby.

Corey saying I mean I have my rules... Ummm hell to the no!!!

Penis Gummies... bawwwwhaaahaa!

Krista said...

Really? Penis gummies? That is too funny. How'd they explain that one?

P.S. There's something at my blog for you: http://krissysue2.blogspot.com/2011/03/you-like-me-you-really-like-me.html